These 17 Delivery Dudes Suck At Their Jobs But Are Winning At Life

There’s nothing quite like a cushy job or a job you don’t really take seriously. Take it from these delivery guys. They clearly don’t give AF about their jobs, because if they did, they wouldn’t be smoking weed, getting drunk, and asking out their customers.

But hell, despite failing at their jobs, these seem like the kind of people you’d want to be friends with. The kind of dudes you could eat pizza and party with. So despite the fact that they should have gotten fired a long time ago, these peeps are all right in our book.

So if you have a crazy delivery guy, please, don’t rat him (or her) out. Because instead of getting him fired, you should be making that bad ass mofo your new BFF and ordering from that place errrrrdayyyyy. And if that new friendship comes with a side of free garlic knots, then the more the merrier.

These 17 delivery dudes suck at their jobs but are still winning at life:






Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of