17 Examples Of Exactly How NOT To Quit A Job

We’ve all worked horrible jobs before. You either shit the bed with it and got fired ’cause you didn’t give AF or you were like BOY BYE, and quit.

But there is a proper way to quit a job. You walk in and give your boss your two weeks notice and, if you’re lucky, they’re like nahh it’s cool you can go now. But some people don’t have the balls or will power to either stick it out a couple weeks or go up to their employer and properly quit.

So then what do they do? They just no call no show, walk out mid shift, or give zero notice and are like PEACE OUT. Yeah, when we’re young and stupid, we quit jobs in immature ways, but if you’re an adult and quitting like that, then you suck so hard.

So if you’re going to quit your job, don’t do it like these 17 people. Walk in, go straight up to your boss, and GIVE YOUR FREAKIN’ TWO WEEKS. It’s just common courtesy, even if your boss is a POS and your job blows.

These 17 people quit their jobs in the worst way possible:





Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of