17 Excuses Men Have Given For Their Limp D*ck


B*tch, damn yo ass is jus’ ugly


I legit took a medication for ADD that included shutting down your dick as a rare side effect. I hit the jackpot and it failed to perform for my wife. I stopped taking it immediately. Everything works just fine again.


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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of