17 Excuses Men Have Given For Their Limp D*ck


Went on a coffee date that turned into sex at my place. I couldn’t get hard, which is never an issue for me. I was very discouraged and went into an internet webhole, trying to self-diagnose myself. Turns out excess coffee can make it difficult to get hard. So no more coffee then sex for me.


Finally was going to have sex with a guy I was really into and had been on a couple dates with. We tried for a while to no avail. He said he was just exhausted from work, but it happened again the next time we tried, so idk what was up.


I started dating someone that was on antidepressants and they made it so he could rarely achieve an erection. It was definitely something we had to work through, but it was well worth it.


Got really drunk with this guy and we went back to his place. He couldn’t get hard and after going down on him he goes “maybe we’re just not sexually compatible.” OR YOU JUST HAVE WHISKY DICK DUDE.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of