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17 Guys Share When Their Parents Found Their Porn Stash

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When I was 11 my dad looked through the computer’s history. He called me upstairs and was like “wtf is this?”. I was like “uhhhh its for school, health class”. I expected him to yell at me, but he was just like “ok, but hey, I want you to promise that you will never look at this stuff again. It’s not good for you”.

6.

Mother walked in on me as I was watching porn, asking me a question, I played it off until she realized I was watching porn. (Couldn’t get it off the screen without it being obvious.) She was astonished and yelled. “Are you watching porn?!”, so I nodded and said. “Yup.”

7.

God of War had just come out and there were naked ladies in it. Well, I was young, and, of course, horny. So I was beating off to these video game gals and my parents both barge in. Now I get my dick back in my pants, throw some covers over my lap and manage to shut the TV off, all in mere moments. My parents looked concerned. I was sweaty, my face flush with blood and I can’t imagine the look I had on my face. My mom starts asking if I feel sick but my dad, however, has the beginnings of a huge grin spreading across his face. Next thing I know, he has the covers and is yanking and and laughing. I am losing my sh*t. Holding on for dear life, pleading with my eyes to just stop. Hahah my mother finally made him and they let me be. But g*ddamn, they knew.

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I remember vividly my mom flipping her sh*t at some sketchy porn she found on the computer, I convinced her that I had just downloaded a bunch of music and it must have been on a sketchy site that had “that kind of stuff” mixed in with it. She still wasn’t happy, but at least she decided I wasn’t the little monster demon she thought.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.