17 Guys Share When Their Parents Found Their Porn Stash

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My dad caught me on some website called “wedgiegirls” or something like that and proceeded to tell every male member of my family. I vowed to delete my history from then on. I’m pretty sure he wasn’t mad at me for it, but relieved that I wasn’t gay, as I was a very flamboyant child. Oh the irony…

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My mom borrowed my laptop and I hadn’t cleared my history. “Women aren’t things” was the only thing she said when she returned it to me.

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I was caught by my dad when he came barging into my room to get a jacket because he used to put some of his clothes in my closet. My mom crammed all of her stuff in the one in their room so there was little room for my dad to keep his stuff. I was wearing headphones at the time, so I had no clue he was about to walk in. As soon as he did, he looked at me and said, “hands off the unit.” and walked out. We exchanged some weird looks at the dinner table the next day. Still don’t know why he called it a “unit”.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.