Texts

The 17 Hottest Sexts People Have Ever Received

11.

I asked this girl what she would do to me when I came over and got this: “I’ll bite your ear as you move your d*ck in an out of me making me so wet”.

12.

“I’ll get on top and ride you so hard you won’t even know what hit you I’ll make you cum so fast you’ll barely have time to pull out”.

13.

“I’m about to f*ck the oven right now my d*ck is so hard for you”. My fiancée is a chef, pantydropper.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.