These 17 Ladies Couldn’t Be Happier To Get Their Periods

Nothing is quite as scary as a pregnancy when you just ain't ready yet. Seriously, pregnancy scares are so damn terrifying. Hell, you still can't take care of yourself, let alone another human being (IS IT COOKING IF I CAN MIX TWO DIFFERENT CEREALS TOGETHER?).

But there is also nothing quite as wonderful as finding out you're not knocked up, 'cause mama wasn't ready for no bb. You can drink, and smoke, and make vacation plans and do ALL THE THINGS. And a little part of you goes that much harder, ‘CAUSE YOU CAN. But at the same time, you're wrapping that sausage up every damn time now, no matter how drunk you are.

So put your glasses full of wine up, 'cause you ain't pregnant! These 17 women are all of us when our period comes and they're hella relieved. So congrats ladies, you're still members of the not-a-mama club. Go out, get wild, and poor one out for our pregnant comrades out there.

These 17 women are hella thankful that their period came:





Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of