17 Men Share the Awkward AF Encounters with Lady Bits

by Irvi Torremoro

11.

After a well earned sexual conquest at a party following a long dry spell, I left the girl in bed to join my friend outside watching the sunrise. He knew by the smile on my face I’d achieved the success I sought, and shook my hand. It was covered in blood.

12.

I was 20 at the time and had met a chick through myspace at the time. For some ODD reason during this period of my life I got some urge to see vag all natural. Full bush. Also, I should mention, to seal the deal of her coming to see me I would go down on her. She gets to town, take her back to the house and clothes fly off. We get to the bed and she gets naked and there it is. I was honestly taken aback. This chick had a full on bush. Unkempt and all. Not one to back out I still took care of business. I can assure you that was the last time I made that kind of request.

13.

Took 10 minutes to find a slit about half a foot down from the belly button. She was super patient about it.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.