17 People That Actually Tried Joke Sex Moves

We all know those classic ridiculous sex moves people generally joke about. The ole Rusty Trombone, Dirty Sanchez, and Cleveland Steamer are all classics, and even if you don’t know what they are, you’ve sure as hell heard of them.

But do people actually try those? Many involve things like feces, pee, cum and blood, so who in their right mind would do something like that?

Well, turns out a lot of people. Some don’t treat those things like a joke, they actually aspire to do those nasty things, and eventually check them off their bucket list.

And it’s not only the classics, but many new ones have become popular. The Simba, Expecto Patronum, and “Go Web Go!” will remind you of certain movies you love, and may strike your fancy. And if you want to pull a Robin Sherbatsky, you can always go for the classic Old King Clancy.

So if you’re feeling crazy, why not try a ridiculous sex move like these 17 people? Just, like, wash your hands before and after.. please and thank you.

These 17 people actually tried joke sex moves:






Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of