17 People Witnessed Shocking Wedding Objections

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Your wedding day is supposed to be one of the best days of your life. You marry your soul mate, and are surrounded by people that you love, and that care deeply about your happiness.

Or do they? Sure, usually when the priest or whomever asks if anyone objects, 99% of the time it’s dead silence. But every once in a while, you hear a “I OBJECT” from the audience, and sh*t goes down. Someone out there is ruining your special day. Yeah, I’m sure some people are doing it for the right reasons, but a lot of them are just selfish a-holes.

The following 17 people witnessed someone object at a wedding. Whether it was for real, a joke, or an accident, the moment definitely freaked out some mofos and for sure livened up the occasion. But guys.. objection jokes just aren’t funny. LIKE, UR NOT COOL, CHILL.

These 17 people witnessed shocking wedding objections:


A boy (maybe ten or so) stood up like he was going to object. Found out later it was because he didn’t want his mom to marry his new stepdad. One dirty look from mom shut him down but it was really uncomfortable.


Mom of the groom got up and said she’s against this marriage because the groom’s father had killed himself 2 weeks prior because he didn’t want to see the wedding. The wedding went ahead but it was awful.


My wife’s ex confessed his love for her at our wedding during the objections part. He wasn’t invited, just showed up.


Walk pass a church over in the village nearby to get some lunch from a take away. The obvious angered father in an old looking suit that had a torn sleeve burst out the church door yelling “MY DAUGHTER IS NOT MARRYING A BLOODY AMERICAN” I only wish I stuck around to have found out why this man was so against his daughter marrying an American man but my stomach called for some cheesy chips.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of