in entertainment 17 Times Spongebob Perfectly Summed Up Your Friday Night by Mary McCaw December 7, 2016, 12:00 pm 10. You see someone cute across the room and try to act smooth. 11. It’s 3 a.m. and your squad is ready to go home but you can’t stop jamming. 12. But then, suddenly, that lost shot of tequila hits you full force and you realize it’s time to call it quits. Image via Pinterest Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.