17 Tinder Bros We Definitely Left Swiped… Nope.

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21st Century life is pretty damn great. For one, you don’t have to get out of bed to do anything.

Remote working makes it possible to clock in for your 9 to 5 in pjs.

Apps like Seamless and Postmates will bring food to your doorstep.

Talking to your friends on Facetime makes you feel like you’re actually together.

And Netflix – pure joy!

And then there’s Tinder. The dating app that makes dreams come true. (Yeah, right).

Sure, once in an election cycle you might swipe right on the person of your dreams. But the rest of the time, you’re gonna be swiping left on a lot of NOPE NOPE NOPE.

Here are 17 types of guys we wouldn’t right swipe if our lives depended on it.

1. The Bait and Switch


Yes, your dog is adorable. He’s probably cuter than you anyway. Much, much cuter. That’s what worries us.

Besides, look at that bio. Suggesting that someone would have to be drunk to sleep with you is not a winning strategy. Sorry, but “You look like my next mistake” is only cute when T-Swift says it. 


2. The Mystery Man


Lots of people don’t look like their photos… but this takes it a bit far, don’t you think?


3. The Bragger



Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.