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17 Tinder Bros We Definitely Left Swiped… Nope.

7. The Dude with a Weird Obsession

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Maybe he’s friends with Desiigner?

 

8. The Guy With Longer Hair Than You

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We’re interested in your hair care recommendations and not much else. 

 

9. The All-American Ass

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I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America  swiping left. 

Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.