in dating 17 Tinder Bros We Definitely Left Swiped… Nope. by Mary McCaw 10. The Self-Absorbed Jerk Don’t worry, I won’t. 11. The Overplanner …Oh. 12. The Not-So-Subtle Stoner Nothing against a little weed-smoking, but you know this is posted to the general public, right? Page 4 of 6Previous 123456Next Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.