17 Tinder Bros We Definitely Left Swiped… Nope.

16. The Whiny Wordsmith


This is not the time for slam poetry. 


17. The Gun Enthusiast


*Takes you on first date to shooting range*


We wish you luck finding love. Or, ya know, adopting a cute cat. 


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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.