These 17 Untrustworthy Partners Tested their Significant Other

Just the whole “I was talking to a guy on the bus today, he was pretty cool..” thing to try and provoke some jealousy on my end. (Greyhound bus, not a school bus.) Which was pretty f*cking lame, because I used to have jealousy issues way back when we had first started dating, and then got over them. Then she tries to kick that sh*t back up. Not cool at all.

Being told that she was cheating on me – to see if I would “confess” to “also” cheating (she wasn’t cheating, she was just trying to trick me into saying something like “me too”).

Girl I had been dating for awhile, condom broke, she freaks out. Two months later I ask her if she’s pregnant since I haven’t heard any word (or had any sex and I was wanting some) she told me she’d had her period twice since then but it wasn’t important for me to know since she enjoyed just being with me. Anywho, I realized this b*tch would just keep pullin stunts like this to keep me around so I got the hell out of there.

I’ve had a couple of women try the following on me: “If you really loved me you’d give up that HOBBY so that we could spend more time together.” I’d tell them the same thing: “I enjoyed this hobby before I met you, and I will enjoy this hobby long after my cats have forgotten your scent. It’s over. Get your sh*t and get out.”

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