14. Cleopatra Two Ways, 2012
Heidi Klum amped up her preview picture of her first Cleopatra costume by adding more glitz and glam than one human probably needs in one lifetime. But hey — this is Hollywood people get fancy AF for life. Klum has individual crystals glued onto her face which doesn’t sound all that appealing, but if you want to look like a shiny golden goddess statue woman, be my guest.
15. 95-Year-Old-Heidi, 2013
Shouts out to Heidi’s make up team for pulling off this rocking chair chic look because DAYUM — she legit looks like she could be your great grandmother. From the precisely placed varicose veins to the wrinkles to her slouchy and frail demeanor, Heidi had a hard time convincing the door guys to even let her into her own party! Hopefully we can all look as good as 95-year-old-Klum when we’re actually 95.
16. Butterfly, 2014
Heidi broke out of her regular life cocoon and dazzled her many party goers as a beautiful and bright butterfly. After five hours in the makeup chair, she spread her wings and flew away and nobody heard from her ever again. JKJK, but honestly though — she probably knocked into people quite a bit that night with those huge wings.
