4. You measure your workouts, not in calories burned, but in how many egg rolls you get to eat afterwards.
https://twitter.com/TheCatWhisprer/status/574641607510790144
5. Your food was delivered to the wrong residence… and getting the news sends you into a deep, dark depression paralleled only by that time your childhood dog got hit by a car.
6. Your delivery person knows what mood you’re in depending on your order.
