7. You get separation anxiety… waiting for the pizza you just ordered.
8. Your fridge is a ‘leftovers only’ zone.
9. Sometimes, a place’s delivery speed matters even more than the food quality.
God this Chinese food place I keep ordering from is terrible… And yet I keep doing it… Because they deliver…
— MrCreepyPasta @retropalooza (@MrCreepyPasta0) April 9, 2016