10. You’ve been selected as a beta tester for food delivered by drone.
One day, we will live the dream.
11. You correct the delivery guy’s pronunciation, not because you care, but because you’re going to end up on a first-name basis sooner or later.
Postmates guy: I have an order for Jye
Jai: Its Jay
Postmates guy: I dont care— Beau Brooks (@BrooksBeau) April 9, 2016
12. You go to sleep drunk, dreaming of the hangover cure you’re going to order in the morning.
