19 of the Most Awkward Ways to End Sex

8.

I was on top of him. Grabbed the lube. Applied some gently. Grabbed the towel next to him to wipe off my hands. Towel must have slightly touched the side of his arm. He yells “Ew! Don’t touch me with that nasty ass towel, COME ON!” I looked at him. Got off. Took a shower alone instead.

9.

We had it going in the shower, i pulled back to far and put it all the way back in the wrong hole. Thats where it ended.

10.

Ate a burrito at a house party and finally got to hook up with this hot girl. Later, that burrito decided it was going to exit my body mid sex. I stop and do my hardest butt cheek pinch I can muster up but there’s no stopping this monster from escaping. She looks up and asks if everything is alright, and not a second later I push myself off the bed and b-line it for the bathroom. I can only imagine the smell I left her with as a fart squeaked out as I stood up. Needless to say we didn’t see much of each other after that.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.