19 of the Most Awkward Ways to End Sex

11.

F*cking this girl from behind and right as I’m coming she says “do it on my back!” but out of respect I’d already cupped my hand in front of my dick and blown a full load in it. We kinda laughed it off I guess it was just awkward cause it was the 2nd time we’d f*cked and it was super casual.

12.

Scraping menstrual discharge from my tongue.

13.

Mid sex with my (at that time) girlfriend my phone rang, My brain went into auto pilot and answered it. Was my mum. That ended things pretty rapidly.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.