19 of the Most Awkward Ways to End Sex

17.

It wasn’t the fact that I vomited on his d*ck that ended it, actually. I would have been fine with cleaning up and going back at it (I wasn’t suck, I just delved too greedily and too deep). No, what ended it is that he tried to keep going, puke and all. F*ck that.

18.

Screaming my then-current gf’s name while banging an Ex years ago… The ex swallowed every drop and never said a word about it.

19.

I heard this back in high school about a girl. She was getting f*cked in the ass in a car and pooped all over the place and the dude kicked her out in the winter. Don’t worry though, she was a complete b*tch.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.