The 19 Most Bizarre Customer Complaints

14.

At auto repair shop. Customer complained because we couldn’t ‘turn up’ the blinker volume.

15.

Worked at a used bookstore in college. Lady was upset that The Da Vinci Code was kept in the fiction section because it’s all real and “who gets to decide that it’s not?” My answer of “the author” did not appease her…

16.

I worked in a produce department. Guy comes in and picks a pear off the shelf. Takes a huge bite in front of me. I tell him he can’t do that. He says he’ll ask the cashier to ring up the core. I say it’s by the pound so you seriously can’t do that. He gets angry and proclaims “In my country this food is all free!” I tell him he can go back there if he wants then but still can’t eat the pear for free and he storms off. He was busted for shoplifting.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.