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19 Confessions From Guys Who Got Hard At The Wrong Time

17.

Would have to be camping with my girlfriend at the time and her family, it was an RV. So the dining room table turned into a bed. So when everyone would wake up, that’s where they would go. I had morning wood, asleep, apparently my dick was actually going through the hole in my boxers. Girlfriend and her cousin, her sister, her mom all saw it. Awkward as shit waking up to everyone looking at me weird.

18.

I popped wood a couple of minutes before the bells rang every day throughout middle school and early high school. If you ever saw a kid walking down the hallway with his binder held awkwardly in front of his penis, it may have been me. The binder was supposed to hide my erection.

19.

I got run over by a car when I was 13 years old. They put me on some dandy drugs and took me to the hospital with broken arms, leg, hip, and all kinds of lacerations. As they were cutting off my clothes I got a random teenage kid boner that just stood at full mast while I laid there immobilized in a neck brace in front of my parents, the doctors, and the nurses. My dad even said, “Woah, at ease soldier,” and chuckled about it.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.