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19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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Pack up your dildo necklaces, make sure the hubby’s fine for the weekend, double check that the stripper is booked, it’s Bachelorette Party time! This grand event usually comes after the classier bridal shower (read: completely boring, full of all the aunts and grandma falling asleep, while you eat cheese and drink white wine), so it’s always a countdown until the coveted bachelorette party comes around.

Usually, girlfriends that haven’t seen each other in years plus a slew of new friends get together, for a couple days of complete and utter debauchery pre-wedding (that may or may not be remembered). If done right, everyone will be so hungover that a simple taxi cab ride to the airport will be way too much for anyone to handle.

The bachelorette party is so high on the totem pole of fun but the texts during them may be more entertaining. The following 19 texts showcase some of the most cringe-worthy bachelorette moments.

19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

1.

(202): Only if you bring Listerine. I can’t come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.

2.

(270): The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
(817): I apologize for chief “dances with dolphins” sucking on your friends foot

3.

(870): Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogamous relationships.

4.

(508): I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I’ve been to I was felt up by a Chippendale’s dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.

5.

(650): we just finished making mockaritas… then we prayed (505): god you guys know how to party (650): worst. bachelorette. party. ever.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.