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19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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(810): Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas? (1-810): A safari of penis I hurt to the core

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(408): I just found a voice recording from Tanya’s bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.

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(415): I’ll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.