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The 19 Dumbest Things People Have Done While High

5.

My friend got pulled over one time, he was sober but I was SUPER ripped. The cop for some reason had us both get out of the car. After a few moments, he told us to get back in the car. My dumbass heard him say “get in the back of MY car” so I start walking to the cop car to get into the back seat, I don’t know why. The cop and my friend are both looking at me with completely perplexed looks on their face as I stammer “Ohhhh get back in his car”. I walk back shamelessly to my friends car, luckily he didn’t get a ticket.

6.

Took a few tabs of LSD after eating a salad. Went out for a smoke and my pocket felt wet as I grabbed my lighter. Smelled my hand and it smelled of salad dressing and I thought my pocket was full of Italian dressing and threw my lighter across the street. I turned around and my friend was staring at me in utter confusion.

7.

Poured ketchup on my pop corn at the movies thinking it was butter.. It was the first time I went to a movie alone and I was high as shit.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.