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The 19 Dumbest Things People Have Done While High

8.

Wrote my mother a Mother’s Day card, writing “I’ll phone you later tonight”, then put it in the post.

9.

Back in college, we were high and going through the Taco Bell drive through, and when my buddy was asked what he wanted to drink he said onion rings. Everyone in the car lost their minds laughing, and we just pulled away and went to BK.

10.

My laptop charger has a sort of metal cylinder with a hole down it which goes into the laptop, and I once mindlessly used it to scoop some gunk out of my pipe. But I quickly realised that I had filled the hole in the charger with ash and oil, so my first panicked reaction was to try and suck the stuff out… while it was plugged into the mains. I promptly got electrocuted right in the mouth and the tip of my tongue was all tingly and metallic-tasting for about 3 minutes.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.