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The 19 Dumbest Things People Have Done While High

14.

I microwaved a steak then ate it with straight minced garlic.

15.

While getting super baked at my friends place as a teenager, my mother called me, she was filling out some medical aid forms for me, proceeds to ask millions of questions, gets to “ahh how high are you?” I don’t know why she didn’t use the word tall, or ask me my height but at that point the context was so out, I just panicked, hung up the phone and turned it off.

16.

Made a deposit at the bank drive thru. Asked for deposit slips. She asked if I needed a pen. I said, “I have a pen!” just as she starts saying ok and continuing I say, “I have an apple!” she stops dead cold and looks at me like I’m someone’s mentally handicapped brother that escaped.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.