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The 19 Dumbest Things People Have Done While High

17.

Dropped my phone in the toilet, peed on it, then tried to rinse it off in the sink.

18.

Working as a server. I ran to my table freaking out, “I FORGOT TO PUT IN YOUR ORDER!! I’m so sorry!!” Then they replied, “we haven’t ordered yet….”

19.

Me and my friends in high school would get unfunctionally high in a movie theater parking lot and then go see movies. One time we got too high (as per usual) and did the usual movie routine and went to see a kids movie, except I had to pee halfway through. I got up and went to the bathroom and started peeing. All was fine and dandy then this 3 or 4 year old kid walks in and just stares at me. I’m not sure why so I just do the stupid “I’m high don’t tell anyone” grin, then he runs out. I look at the urinals through the mirror I was in front of and thought that’s weird, he has so many options. Then I finish up and wash ny hands walk out. Upon reflection I realized I was peeing at the sinks, not into a toilet.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.