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19 Educated People Who Aren’t Actually Very Smart

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My uncle got a fishpot, the typical big round one. He put in a couple of goldfishes. Then, he covered the pot with a fucking plastic film to avoid getting dirt in there. My aunt asked him how’d the fishes get air to which he said “what do they need that for?” Obviously, the fishes died. This is otherwise a very smart man who earns a fortune working in IT.

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That would be the Professor of Philosophy and ethics at Diablo Valley College hitting someone in the head with a bicycle lock because he disagreed with the person’s political views.

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A UC Berkeley student who was valedictorian during her high school days did not have a clue who Nelson Mandela was. When my friend and I showed visible shock, she quickly added, “is that a famous football player?”

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.