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19 Educated People Who Aren’t Actually Very Smart

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I work at a university and heard one of our professors and a receptionist talking about someone they knew that had twins. The professor then says, “But they don’t look alike, how can they be twins?” Then they discussed that even if they were born on the SAME day the SAME month and year that they weren’t twins because they looked different. At least she doesn’t teach Biology.

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I used to work at a cafe in an Amazon building. It’s amazing to me how many of those people finished college and make big $$ at Amazon and can’t seem to figure out how to get through a single transaction in a coffee shop. After they swipe their own card (or try to jam it into the chip reader despite the sign we stuck IN the chip slot that said “NO CHIP”) the pinpad would read “enter tip amount: $0.00” and a lot of people would either ask what to do or enter their pin number or enter the TOTAL FOR THE SALE (why???). i even had one guy try to sign on the screen… with his own stylus.

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When I was in college I dated a biology major. Very smart. Very pretty. Great grades. Did not believe in evolution.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.