19 Of The Most Epic “I Quit’ Stories Ever

These days, loving your job is rare. Some people out there have their dream job, while others are just floating around, suffering and trying to make ends meat.

For a while you endure a shitty job. Maybe your coworkers suck, the pay is crap, or your boss is a d*ck. For a little you can convince yourself that it’ll get better, but eventually you just gotta get the f*ck outta there.

And sometimes quitting and giving your two weeks just isn’t enough, you need revenge. When you quit, it needs to be epic and legendary. A tale that everyone will remember and that you will tell until the day you die.

Looking for an epic way to quit? Well maybe try out one of the ridiculous things these 19 people did. You can take a shit on your bosses desk, moonwalk while you bounce, or just do a traditional yet always effective middle finger and say BOY BYE.

These 19 people quit their jobs in the most epic ways:





Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.