19 Former Burglars Reveal The Signs That A House Is Easy To Rob

Getting your sh*t stolen completely blows. We work hard to buy lots of useful and useless crap, and then some scum bag has the nerve to go take it? Da fuq is wrong with the world?!

Although burglars suck, we could learn a thing or two from them. Perhaps by learning what they look for in a house to rob, we can learn what we need to do to our homes and property to ensure that no one goes f*cking with our sh*t.

So if a burglar looks for unlocked cars, parades around in disguises, and operates during the day, then it’s time to do what you have to do to make sure that those mofos can’t f*ck with you.

The following people have either broken into homes or had their homes broken into, and have a lot of wisdom to share. Learn from what the following 19 people have to say, and make sure to protect the hell out of your sh*t.

These 19 burglars and robbery victims confess signs that a house is easy to rob:





Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of