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19 Groupies Confess What It’s Really Like To Hook Up With Famous Rockstars

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My ex-girlfriend ditched me after a Say Anything show to fuck Max Bemis. I left her there and drove the ~600 miles back home, by myself.

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I’m pretty sure my student had sex with Sugar Ray. She didn’t smile for about a week after that.

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A friend slept with skrillex. He cried and made her sign a waver.

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Brother’s girlfriend’s friend gave Dane Cook oral sex after one of his shows. She said his penis was average and that they never talked again. She lost her 4-year relationship over it.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.