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These 19 Gynecologists Treated the Most Disgusting Patients

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My Ex-gfs dad was a gyno. He told me one time a largely obese chick came in and he lifted her panis (Belly) to get the lady parts and an old stale oreo fell out along with the putrid stench.

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My wife is an ob/gyn specializing in maternal fetal medicine which is basically high risk patients…she had an obese diabetic woman come in with an absess the size of a lemon on her labia..when they lanced it the absess exploded missing my wife but hitting her nurse…she described the smell as worse than a thousand decaying bodies and the nurse with over ten years of experience proceeded to throw up all over the exam room

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We had a prostitute brought in through the ER and she kept grabbing towards her vagina shouting she had stuff in there. We looked at each other and thought oh no now we gotta look. We proceeded to pull out toilet paper, $32.50, and a handful of maggots. Almost all of us gagged.

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A woman was in for a pelvic exam, is up in the stirrups and my colleague has her fingers in up to the cervix. At this point, something possesses the woman to ask, and I quote, “So, do you ever think about stuffing a turkey while you're doing this?” My colleague, trying to keep a straight face, answers, “No, but now I will every Thanksgiving…” The woman finds this hilarious, and proceeds to stare my colleague dead in the eye while yelling “GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE”, with my colleague's hands still up her hoody-hoo.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.