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These 19 Gynecologists Treated the Most Disgusting Patients

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My friend is a nurse at a gynos office and she told us this story a few years ago. A lady came in complaining that she was bleeding during sex. When the doctor examined her he found two old condoms and an old tampon. She also said she hadn’t gotten her period in six months.

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A friends dad told me about a patient he had who was so obese, he needed 3 nurses to hold her fat out of the way so that he could examine her. It took one nurse per leg and the third nurse held the gut out of the way.

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A friends mom who worked as a receptionist at a gyno clinic. This middle-aged but kind of beat up looking black lady came in and immediately stated, “I gots leaves coming out mah tw*t” Taken aback, my friends mom asked her to repeat herself, which she did, unaltered from her first statement. So the doc was retrieved promptly. Turns out the woman had shoved a potato up there for some diaphragm issue or something like that, either way I’ll never understand it. And she forgot about it until Fern Gully happened all up in her vagina.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.