19 Hilarious Examples of Kids Using Google


A few weeks ago my friend (he’s 14) didn’t know what circumcised penises were, so he searched it on google images. His mom found out and had to explain it to him.


When I was at a friend’s house, and about eleven years old at the time, we had to go on his brother’s computer to look up something. When we clicked on the google search bar, the dropdown box that displays recent searches appeared. Among the list were things such as boobs, naked women, etc. But one term I remember clearly: “tampon intersection.” So we go to laugh at his brother and tell him what we saw, and he vehemently denied it was him, claiming “someone’ must have hacked his computer. Right. To this day I don’t know wtf tampon intersection may imply, nor do I want to.


My brother left his computer open one time to go to the bathroom, so my step-brother and I decided to bring up something stupid on it for when he got back. I went to Wikipedia, typed in “O,” and a search for “Oiley Lesbian Threesome” came up. He was in fifth grade…


We caught our 4th grader searching for “woman’s breast”. It was really hard not to ask him why he only searched for one.


When my brother was in grade school he had to write an essay about service animals and “how our furry friends helped us.” He made the mistake of Googling “Furry Friends” and found a pretty bad porn site. He came to me to finish the essay as well as a quick tutorial on internet searches.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.