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19 Hotel Workers Admit the Craziest Thing They’ve Found in a Room

16.

My sister, who works at a hotel, found a microwaved dildo.

17.

I was a housekeeper and I got paid per room and came across a disaster area. Total tool rented out one of our big suites and left garbage everywhere, food stuck to the carpet, open sodas spilling onto the beds. Took me 2 hours to clean the kitchen/dining room. Then I get to the master bedroom. Looks normal, still garbage everywhere, but easy enough. Then I get into the master bathroom. I could smell something terrible. I look and on the counter is a balled up rag, an open bottle of the resorts lotion, and sperm covering the sink and mirror. I dry vomited and got to work. Took me 30 minutes to clean it. Got paid almost nothing for it and no tip.

18.

Blueberries. Blueberries EVERYWHERE. Someone had ground them into the carpet, the walls, the mirrors, the furniture…everywhere. We still get complaints about the “blood stains” all over the carpet in that room.

19.

Giant dump in the sink. Like… I don't think this was a one time thing. They had to have been pooing there the entire week they stayed with us.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.