Old people are the greatest. They are wise and adorable and you just want to sit around and learn from them and soak up all that you can.
Well, not all old people are the same. Some of them don't act the way they are traditionally “supposed” to act, and definitely don't act their age. They drink and cuss like sailors, go after people half their age, and can easily out party any 21 year old.
Although part of you may think that that's strange or sad, you should be like “DAMN I aspire to be cool AF when I'm older.” Just maybe don't be the 80 year old woman puking in a garbage can during spring break, or the old man telling young women at bars that you want to know what their insides feel like.. because that is just creepy and pathetic.
So time to make a mental note for the future and learn from these 19 old people. Their stories will let you know what to do and definitely what not to do.
These 19 old people are partying like teenagers:
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