19 Parents Admit the Lies They’ve Told Their Children

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If you don’t _________. I’ll sell you to the gypsies.

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Soda was “daddy-juice” and boxed-wine was “mommy-juice.”

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For the longest time, I had my daughter convinced that McDonald’s hash browns were made from peacocks.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.