These 19 People Aren’t Taking Care of The Magical Clitoris

“The vah-yine-yah is natures pocket. It’s natural, and it’s responsible.”

Vaginas are sacred, but no part is as precious as the magical clitoris. The clitoris should be treated like delicate glass vase: breakable and breathtaking.

Some people don’t treat the clitoris as the sacred gem that it is. They put a lil too much pressure, or somehow burn that mofo (IF UR TANNING UR CLIT, JUMP BACK).

And not only do some people treat it poorly, but some people don’t know where da f*ck it is. And not only men are guilty of this, but women as well. So please, people, treat yo clit right! And if you don’t know where it is, go off and find the mythical clitoris!

These 19 people aren’t taking care of the magical clitoris:





Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of