Pubes are so natural and wonderful and beautiful. But really, the only place for pubes is on your private parts. Finding hairs anywhere sucks, but specifically finding pubes in places you don't want to find pubes is gross, especially if they aren't yours.
We've all been there. You go down on a person and find hairs in your mouth and have to fish those babies out. Yeah, it sucks (lol, get it?), but it's inevitable when your mouth is in close proximity to someone's private parts.
But when you find pubes stuck in your teeth, in your food, or on a table, it's a tad gross. And not only is finding pubes in places you don't want to find pubes gross, finding things in your pubes is also annoying AF. Like, eating naked is hella fun, but finding crumbs down there ain't fun.
So if you've found pubes in all the wrong places, or found things in your pubes that shouldn't be down there, then just take comfort in knowing that you're not alone, and that it definitely won't be the last time it happens.