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19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places

Pubes are so natural and wonderful and beautiful. But really, the only place for pubes is on your private parts. Finding hairs anywhere sucks, but specifically finding pubes in places you don’t want to find pubes is gross, especially if they aren’t yours.

We’ve all been there. You go down on a person and find hairs in your mouth and have to fish those babies out. Yeah, it sucks (lol, get it?), but it’s inevitable when your mouth is in close proximity to someone’s private parts.

But when you find pubes stuck in your teeth, in your food, or on a table, it’s a tad gross. And not only is finding pubes in places you don’t want to find pubes gross, finding things in your pubes is also annoying AF. Like, eating naked is hella fun, but finding crumbs down there ain’t fun.

So if you’ve found pubes in all the wrong places, or found things in your pubes that shouldn’t be down there, then just take comfort in knowing that you’re not alone, and that it definitely won’t be the last time it happens.

These 19 people found pubes in places you don’t want to find pubes:


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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.