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These 19 People Are Living With Sexsomnia

14.

I used to think it was funny, but it continued to get worse. More frequent. I began doing it when I wasn’t alone in the room apparently. It has caused me some pretty awkward conversations in the morning.

15.

One time I got really drunk on my birthday and (none of this I remember) went home with a girl, proceeded to have sex for 3 hours, then passed the f*ck out. Normal experience, right? Next thing I know though, It’s 7 a.m. and I wake up straight up in the middle of f*cking said chick (Note: I’m on bottom and she’s just doing cowgirl). I had no idea this was possible. Freaked me out. Same thing, or was it just a case of my dick being like, “it’s cool, bro. I got this. Just get some rest while I do the work.”

16.

Twice I’ve had girls tell me I was jerked off by them in my sleep after being insistent. One was just jerking off, another was the girl getting f*cked by her husband while jerking me off.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.