Sex for the first time usually goes as follows: you're sneaking around your parents, in a bed, it ends almost instantly, and it's awkward as hell.
Usually when people tell the story of their first time, it's hilarious in that it is incredibly cringe-worthy. You laugh at their misfortune, and then compare awkward first time experiences.
But some people lose their virginity in the most epic ways imaginable. They do it in hilarious/awesome locations, wear memorable outfits, and get treated like royalty post-coital.
Like, if you lost your virginity in a banana suit or at a church, you are winning at life. Seriously, if you're one of the lucky few that has a dope AF first time story, then you best tell that sh*t to everyone.
These 19 people lost their virginity in the most epic ways:
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