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These 19 People Were Regrettably At the Wrong Place and Wrong Time

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I got hit by a bullet once right on my left teres minor, I didn’t hear any gunshots at all. It was a minor wound, it could have been worse. There is an outdoor shooting range not far from where I was at the time and they were holding some plate toss-shooting event and someone must’ve shot on the air then it landed in me.

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What was almost the greatest moment of my soccer career. 90th minute, my team down 1, I let a shot go from well outside the box. Made great connection with the ball, more than enough pace to beat the keeper. The ball sails past the outstretched keeper… and over the bar striking a 4 year old girl in the head. She was just eating ice cream looking at the grass.

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Decided to ditch school one day with a friend, went to his house to kick it thinking it was open. Walked in on his not MILF getting doggied with some old fella in the living room facing the door.

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Summer 1998. We were in Washington DC on vacation checking out various monuments and whatnot. They had the White House open for people who wanted to check it out, we go to the Capitol building for a tour. There’s a big area with a lot of statues of notable people donated by the various states, and that leads to another area and you can look down and see people entering the area with the statues. We hear two or three loud bangs and assume the statues had fallen over somehow, but people were fucking panicking below us to get out of there. Turns out some guy had run into the building and started shooting, killing two officers before he was wounded. Got stuck there for hours.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.