Does horniness ever creep up on you seemingly out of nowhere? You're eating dinner with your family or at the grocery store and BAM! It hits you. You need to get laid or touch yourself real quick.
So, what do you do? Do you quickly go home and play with your coot coot, or do you hastily come up with an alternative solution?
Well, some people will masturbate whenever the inspiration strikes. It doesn't matter where they are, they'll find a way to flick it. Grandma's house? They'll do it. CVS? Why not. Gas station bathroom? Wow.. yeah (GURL YOU NASTY).
So if you're looking to become a master-bater, guess it's time to try going down there in random AF places. Bonus points if you can do it in a crowded room without anyone noticing.